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incremental idle game

One mint machine.
One quarter at a time.
One galaxy to conquer.

Start with a tiny tabletop vending machine. End with orbital snack pods and alien customers. How far can you click?

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No login · No download · Free forever
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Mints
$0.00
Quarters
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Machine
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Galaxies

The road from mints to the multiverse

Every empire starts with a single quarter. The game evolves as you do.

Early Game

The Hustle

You have one machine, zero reputation, and a dream. Stock mints by hand. Sell them for quarters. Clean the glass. Repeat. It's honest work.

Bigger candy bags Cleaner machine Better stickers Bulk discounts
Mid Game

The Empire

Multiple machines across multiple locations. Part-time restockers. QR code ads on every unit. You're a route operator now, and the quarters are piling up.

Route optimization Smart vending screens Location scouts Ad revenue
Late Game

The Corporation

AI-powered pricing. Drone restocking. National vending contracts. Your tiny mint empire has gone corporate, and the boardroom meetings are getting weird.

AI pricing engine Drone delivery National contracts R&D division
Endgame

The Singularity

Orbital vending pods. Moon base snack machines. Alien customers with exotic taste buds. The Craving Singularity approaches. All matter will become snacks.

Orbital pods Moon base Alien customers Craving Singularity

Deceptively simple. Dangerously addictive.

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Stock

Fill your machine with mints. One click at a time (for now).

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Sell

Customers buy mints. Quarters flow in. Cha-ching.

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Upgrade

Spend quarters on upgrades. Bigger, faster, weirder.

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Automate

Let the machines run themselves. Watch the numbers climb.

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Expand

New locations, new cities, new planets. Scale has no ceiling.

Meanwhile, in the activity log...

snack_empire.log
[00:01] Stocked 1 mint. It's a start.
[00:03] Sold a mint for $0.25. You're basically a mogul.
[01:20] Unlocked Bulk Bags. Your supplier is impressed (and confused).
[04:15] Hired first restocking kid. He ate 3 mints on the job.
[12:44] AI Pricing Engine activated. It immediately raised prices 400%.
[18:30] Drone dropped mints on a customer. Reputation -2. Worth it.
[31:05] Alien delegation arrived. They want mints. ALL the mints.
[42:00] CRAVING SINGULARITY achieved. The universe is snacks.

Can you turn one tiny mint machine into a galaxy-spanning snack empire?

No login. No downloads. No backend. Just you, a vending machine, and an unreasonable amount of ambition. Saves locally. Plays everywhere.

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Built with love, quarters, and questionable business decisions.